[Lenny has parked his cab in Mahmud's reserved space]Mahmud Nasir: You've got a real f***ing nerve...Lenny Goldberg: I know I should never have rubbed that f***in' lamp.Mahmud Nasir: [Surprised] You American?Lenny Goldberg: [In Cockney accent] Nah, I'm a... I'm a Cockney sparrow.Mahmud Nasir: Come on, move your cab.Lenny Goldberg: Beg your pardon? What happened to that famed Islamic politeness?Mahmud Nasir: You saw the space was marked! Move your f***ing cab!Lenny Goldberg: Look, pal, I've lived here for fifteen years. I'll park wherever I wanna park!Mahmud Nasir: Just move it up a bit further up the road, alright!Lenny Goldberg: I like that spot. I always park there.Mahmud Nasir: Oh, yeah, I get it now. It's a bit like the occupied territories, isn't it?Lenny Goldberg: Ah, here it is! Here it comes, the Anti-Semitic stuff, you heard it here first!Mahmud Nasir: I'm not being Anti-Semitic.Lenny Goldberg: Oh no? What else ya wanna call me, eh? Kyke? Beagle breath? Floor by two? Neo con?Mahmud Nasir: Bollocks. I'm not being Anti-Semitic. Yeah? I can't be.Lenny Goldberg: Yeah? Why not?Mahmud Nasir: Because I'm a f***ing Jew![pauses and looks around for listeners]Mahmud Nasir: [Whispering] I'm a Jew... shit! Don't you dare tell anyone.Lenny Goldberg: I'm the shoebomber. Pleasure to meet you.Mahmud Nasir: No, listen to me. I've just found out I was adopted by Muslims. My real parents were Jews.Lenny Goldberg: [laughing] Why should I believe you?Mahmud Nasir: Why the f*** should I make it up?Lenny Goldberg: Yeah, good point.
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