The Infidel2010

[Lenny has parked his cab in Mahmud's reserved space]

Mahmud Nasir:
You've got a real f***ing nerve...

Lenny Goldberg:
I know I should never have rubbed that f***in' lamp.

Mahmud Nasir:
[Surprised] You American?

Lenny Goldberg:
[In Cockney accent] Nah, I'm a... I'm a Cockney sparrow.

Mahmud Nasir:
Come on, move your cab.

Lenny Goldberg:
Beg your pardon? What happened to that famed Islamic politeness?

Mahmud Nasir:
You saw the space was marked! Move your f***ing cab!

Lenny Goldberg:
Look, pal, I've lived here for fifteen years. I'll park wherever I wanna park!

Mahmud Nasir:
Just move it up a bit further up the road, alright!

Lenny Goldberg:
I like that spot. I always park there.

Mahmud Nasir:
Oh, yeah, I get it now. It's a bit like the occupied territories, isn't it?

Lenny Goldberg:
Ah, here it is! Here it comes, the Anti-Semitic stuff, you heard it here first!

Mahmud Nasir:
I'm not being Anti-Semitic.

Lenny Goldberg:
Oh no? What else ya wanna call me, eh? Kyke? Beagle breath? Floor by two? Neo con?

Mahmud Nasir:
Bollocks. I'm not being Anti-Semitic. Yeah? I can't be.

Lenny Goldberg:
Yeah? Why not?

Mahmud Nasir:
Because I'm a f***ing Jew!

[pauses and looks around for listeners]

Mahmud Nasir:
[Whispering] I'm a Jew... sh*t! Don't you dare tell anyone.

Lenny Goldberg:
I'm the shoebomber. Pleasure to meet you.

Mahmud Nasir:
No, listen to me. I've just found out I was adopted by Muslims. My real parents were Jews.

Lenny Goldberg:
[laughing] Why should I believe you?

Mahmud Nasir:
Why the f*** should I make it up?

Lenny Goldberg:
Yeah, good point.