Video Store Customer: [holding two videos] They say so much, but they never tell you if they're any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?Randal: What?Video Store Customer: Are either one of these any good?Randal: I don't watch movies.Video Store Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.Video Store Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?Randal: Nope.[The customer turns around and then holds up the same two movies.]Video Store Customer: Well, what about these two?Randal: Oh, they suck.Video Store Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!Randal: No, I wasn't.Video Store Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate-Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.Video Store Customer: I beg your pardon?Randal: Your ruse. Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.Video Store Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!Randal: And I hope it feels good.Video Store Customer: You hope what feels good?Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?Video Store Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!Randal: You'll be missed.Video Store Customer: Screw you! [leaves]Randal: [runs to door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!Jay [standing outside]: Yeeaahhh!Randal: Screw me?
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