[finishes phone sex conversation and turns around]Liz: Oh, God.Jason: That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.Liz: It's not what you thinkJason: Really?[feigned sigh]Jason: Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.Liz: No. No, no, no, no, no, no.[feign sigh]Jason: What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.Liz: I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.Jason: Like... phone sex?Liz: Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...Jason: Why didn't you tell me?Liz: OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.Jason: OK. I'm out.Liz: Are you gonna call me?Jason: Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.[beat; Liz turns, Jason chases]Jason: I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
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