Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!Anna: Wait. What?Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]Pocahontas: Well, what kind of a Princess are you?Vanellope: What kind?Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?Vanellope: No.Elsa: Magic hands?Vanellope: No.Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?Vanellope: No.Snow White: Were you poisoned?Vanellope: No.Tiana and Aurora: Cursed?Vanellope: No.Rapunzel and Belle: (excitedly) Kidnapped or enslaved?Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?Vanellope: No! Good Lord, who would do that?!Snow White: Have you ever had (singsongy) True Love's Kiss?Vanellope: Eww! Barf!Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?Vanellope: I don't even have a mom!Snow White, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Anna and Elsa: [happily while posing] Neither do we!Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?All Disney Princesses: She is a Princess!Snow White: (sings a few notes in delight)Cinderella: [looking at Vanellope's clothes along with Ariel] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.Vanellope: Oh, this old thing?Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.Aurora: As would I.Moana: Me, too!Elsa: So cool!Rapunzel: Best gown ever!Ariel: I want one too, you guys!Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this. [The Disney Castle appears in a Batman-style scene change; all the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.Rapunzel: Yay Vanellope! Ariel: [looks at her shirt] Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [Starts singing her signature song as a spotlight shines on her and music plays] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...Vanellope: [Stopping her] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?Jasmine: Uh, she's singing.Vanellope: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... wait, you all saw it, too, right?Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.Vanellope: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.Rapunzel: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.Vanellope: Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [Clears her throat and starts singing in an O Tannenbaum-like tune, albeit not so well] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. Doo-doo-doo, boop-wowp.Belle: Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor?Vanellope: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just...I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.Mulan: Maybe a little. But sometimes, your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.Pocahontas: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.Vanellope: What?Snow White: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.Moana: I stare at the ocean.Mulan: Horse trough.Cinderella: Soap bubbles.Vanellope: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...Ariel: Ah. Important water.Vanellope: Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?Rapunzel: For sure.Other Princesses: Mm-hm.Vanellope: Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.[A knock is here and C-3PO from Star Wars suddenly comes in]C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quiz starts in five minutes.[He leaves as the Princesses groan with disappointment]Ariel: Okay, thank you.Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.Aurora: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.Belle: And best of luck finding your song.Merida: Ach! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!Vanellope: Uh-huh... What did she just say?Tiana: We don't know.Moana: We can't understand her.Anna: She's from the other studio.Vanellope: Ah.

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