The Dude: She probably kidnapped herself.
Walter Sobchak: Huh?
Donny: What do you mean, Dude?
The Dude: Rug Peers did not do this - Look at it! A young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money.. she figures he isn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch.
The Dude: It's all a goddamn fake, man! It's like Lenin said: You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know...
Donny: "I am the walrus"?
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say?
Donny: "I am the walrus".
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch!
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: "I am the walrus".
Walter Sobchak: That's ex-- Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Fuckin' exactly what happened to those... That makes me fuckin' sick!
The Dude: Well, what do you care, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fuckin' thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the muck so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around town-
The Dude: Walter, Walter - I don't see any connection to Vietnam, man.
Walter Sobchak: Well it isn't a literal connection, Dude..
The Dude: Walter, face it - There isn't any connection. Your roll.
Walter Sobchak: Have it your way, but my point -
The Dude: Your roll.
Walter Sobchak: My point is -
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be fucked, man? [Dude, Walter and Donny turn as Jesus approaches] I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up!
The Dude: Yeah... well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with The Jesus. [leaves]
Walter Sobchak: … [turns to Dude] Eight year olds, Dude.
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