The Big Lebowski1998

The Dude:
She probably kidnapped herself.

Walter Sobchak:
Huh?

Donny:
What do you mean, Dude?

The Dude:
Rug Peers did not do this - Look at it! A young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money.. she figures he isn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town...

Walter Sobchak:
That f***ing b*tch.

The Dude:
It's all a goddamn fake, man! It's like Lenin said: You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know...

Donny:
"I am the walrus"?

The Dude:
You know what I'm trying to say?

Donny:
"I am the walrus".

Walter Sobchak:
That f***ing b*tch!

The Dude:
Oh yeah!

Donny:
"I am the walrus".

Walter Sobchak:
That's ex-- Shut the f*** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Donny:
What the f*** is he talking about?

Walter Sobchak:
F***in' exactly what happened to those... That makes me f***in' sick!

The Dude:
Well, what do you care, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
Those rich fucks! This whole f***in' thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the muck so this f***in' strumpet, this f***in' whore could waltz around town-

The Dude:
Walter, Walter - I don't see any connection to Vietnam, man.

Walter Sobchak:
Well it isn't a literal connection, Dude..

The Dude:
Walter, face it - There isn't any connection. Your roll.

Walter Sobchak:
Have it your way, but my point -

The Dude:
Your roll.

Walter Sobchak:
My point is -

Jesus Quintana:
Are you ready to be f***ed, man? [Dude, Walter and Donny turn as Jesus approaches] I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f*** you up!

The Dude:
Yeah... well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana:
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the f***ing trigger 'til it goes "click".

The Dude:
Jesus.

Jesus Quintana:
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with The Jesus. [leaves]

Walter Sobchak:
… [turns to Dude] Eight year olds, Dude.