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Inspector Fix: Out of me way! I used to be somebody important! Lord Kelvin: Should've thrown him through a higher window. [walks down to Fix and two more officers] Get rid of this buffoon! Fix: [fed up] Buffoon, eh? Is that the thanks I get for GOING HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD TO STOP FOGG FOR YOU, EH?!! [everyone gasps after hearing this] Monique La Roche: He also sent an evil Chinese warlord to kill Phileas Fogg! Fix: That's right! He did! [Everyone gasps again] Kelvin: LIES! ALL OF IT! [everyone scoffs at this] Kelvin: Kitchener! Colonel Kitchener: Yes? Kelvin: TELL THEM! Kitchener: Uh, well...the thing of it is– Kelvin: You mumbling moron! Salisbury, please translate Kitchener's incoherent blather. Lord Salisbury: I...he...I... Yes, yes. Kelvin: Rhodes! Lord Rhodes: Uh, the thing of it is, I don't want to make a fuss about it... Kelvin: YOU SPINELESS CRETINS!! [Kightener, Salisbury and Rhodes are finally fed up with Kelvin's bullying nature] Kitchener: [steps forward] That man stuck me with quills! BUNCHES OF THEM!! Salisbury: YES! Lord Kelvin's a bully! Rhodes: It's true! I hate to admit it, but I'm a battered Lord. [Everyone gasps again] Kelvin: [scoffs] Oh, boo-hoo! So what if I did try to kill Phileas Fogg? What are you gutless peons going to do about it?! I hold all the power! I run everything! So which of you halfwits is going to stop me?! You?! You?! You?! Young girl: The Queen! Kelvin: The Queen? [laughs] Oh, the Queen! That inbred, antiquated, old cow! [Queen Victoria shows up behind him, looking unamused.] Kelvin: The only way she could stop me is if she sat on me! With her big, fat, royal bottom! [laughs again, then looks nervous] She's behind me, isn't she? [turns around and bows] Your Majesty, I have just apprehended the culprits who robbed the Bank of England. Monique La Roche: [outraged] No, majesty, no! Inspector Fix: [outraged] Rubbish! [Everyone starts protesting.] Queen Victoria: QUIET! [Everyone stops.] Queen Victoria: I love being able to do that. So, Lord Kelvin: unsportsmanlike conduct, attempted murder...trading my arsenal for Buddhas. Kelvin: How did you know about that? [The Queen looks up and winks. One of Kelvin's aides, revealed to have snitched on him about his deal with General Fang, winks back and waves.] Queen Victoria: Admit it – you've been a very naughty boy, haven't you? [Everyone nods while Kelvin shakes his head in fear.] Kelvin: Your Majesty, I assure you there is an explanation for all of this. What it was...I was...I was simply... [runs away] Queen Victoria: [scoffs] Why do they always run? Arrest him! [Kelvin runs into several Scotland Yard officers, who place him in a police wagon.] Kelvin: Get out of my way, you fools! UNHAND ME! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'll kill you!! I'LL HAVE YOU FOR THIS, FOGG!!! [The wagon drives away]

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