Johnson: Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
World Leader: Which one?
Johnson: It's the one that looks like a pair of--
[cut to a fruit stand]
Woman: Melons! Big juicy melons! [holds two melons in front of her]
Man: Are they nice and firm?
Woman: Well, what do you think?
Man: [points to the sky] Look at that! It looks like a set of giant--
[cut to a football game; 4 men are cheering with the letters "T","I","T", and "S" painted on their chests]
2nd "T" Man: Hey! A and N, you're late!
[two more men with the letters "A" and "N" arrive, forming "TITANS"]
"A" Man: How we doing, man?!
All 6 men: Yeah! GO, TITANS!! Yeah!
"A" Man: Check it out! Those remind me of--
[film pauses; cut to the Osbournes]
Ozzy: Boobs!
Sharon: Boobs, Ozzy?
Ozzy: These filmmakers are just [bleep] boobs!
Kelly: What do you mean, Dad?
Ozzy: Well, they're usin' the same [bleep] joke they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
Sharon: What [bleep] joke?
Jack: You know, the [bleep] joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's--
[cut back to the World Organization]
Leader: Johnson?
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Leader: Any sign of that satellite?
Johnson: No, sir. It's gone.
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