Austin Powers in Goldmember2002
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 94 minutes
Johnson:
Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
World Leader:
Which one?
Johnson:
It's the one that looks like a pair of--
[cut to a fruit stand]
Woman:
Melons! Big juicy melons! [holds two melons in front of her]
Man:
Are they nice and firm?
Woman:
Well, what do you think?
Man:
[points to the sky] Look at that! It looks like a set of giant--
[cut to a football game; 4 men are cheering with the letters "T","I","T", and "S" painted on their chests]
2nd "T" Man:
Hey! A and N, you're late!
[two more men with the letters "A" and "N" arrive, forming "TITANS"]
"A" Man:
How we doing, man?!
All 6 men:
Yeah! GO, TITANS!! Yeah!
"A" Man:
Check it out! Those remind me of--
[film pauses; cut to the Osbournes]
Ozzy:
B*obs!
Sharon:
B*obs, Ozzy?
Ozzy:
These filmmakers are just [bleep] b*obs!
Kelly:
What do you mean, Dad?
Ozzy:
Well, they're usin' the same [bleep] joke they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
Sharon:
What [bleep] joke?
Jack:
You know, the [bleep] joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's--
[cut back to the World Organization]
Leader:
Johnson?
Johnson:
Yes, sir?
Leader:
Any sign of that satellite?
Johnson:
No, sir. It's gone.
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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