Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember2002

Stars: Mike Myers, Beyoncé, Seth Green, Michael York
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 94 minutes

Despite symptoms of sequelitis, Austin Powers in Goldmember is must-see lunacy for devoted fans of the shagadelic franchise. Unfortunately, the law of diminishing returns is in full effect: for every big-name cameo and raunchy double-entendre, there… more »



Johnson:
Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.

World Leader:
Which one?

Johnson:
It's the one that looks like a pair of--

[cut to a fruit stand]

Woman:
Melons! Big juicy melons! [holds two melons in front of her]

Man:
Are they nice and firm?

Woman:
Well, what do you think?

Man:
[points to the sky] Look at that! It looks like a set of giant--

[cut to a football game; 4 men are cheering with the letters "T","I","T", and "S" painted on their chests]

2nd "T" Man:
Hey! A and N, you're late!

[two more men with the letters "A" and "N" arrive, forming "TITANS"]

"A" Man:
How we doing, man?!

All 6 men:
Yeah! GO, TITANS!! Yeah!

"A" Man:
Check it out! Those remind me of--

[film pauses; cut to the Osbournes]

Ozzy:
B*obs!

Sharon:
B*obs, Ozzy?

Ozzy:
These filmmakers are just [bleep] b*obs!

Kelly:
What do you mean, Dad?

Ozzy:
Well, they're usin' the same [bleep] joke they did in the last Austin Powers movie.

Sharon:
What [bleep] joke?

Jack:
You know, the [bleep] joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's--

[cut back to the World Organization]

Leader:
Johnson?

Johnson:
Yes, sir?

Leader:
Any sign of that satellite?

Johnson:
No, sir. It's gone.

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