(as Dr. Evil escapes)
Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--
[cut to a school]
Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tally-whacker, schlong, or--
[cut to a barbecue]
Father: Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?
Son: (points at the rocket) Dad, what's that?
Father: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--
[cut to a ball game]
Peanut vendor: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some?! Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
[cut to a circus]
Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
One-eyed Monster: (jumps out and nearly surprises the crowd, then points to the rocket) Hey! What's that? It looks like a big--
[cut elsewhere]
Female fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
Woody Harrelson: Sure. No problem. [sees the rocket] Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so big!
Woody: I've seen bigger. That's--
[cut to Dr. Evil's rocket]
Dr. Evil: (to Mini-Me while he gives him a flu shot) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space. I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me. It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. (hands Mini-Me a lollipop) I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. I'm gonna get you!
(both he and Mini-Me laugh evilly)
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