Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me1999

(as Dr. Evil escapes)

Basil:
Did we get Dr. Evil?

Johnson:
No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--

[cut to a school]

Schoolteacher:
Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tally-whacker, schlong, or--

[cut to a barbecue]

Father:
Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?

Son:
(points at the rocket) Dad, what's that?

Father:
I don't know, son, but it's got great big--

[cut to a ball game]

Peanut vendor:
Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some?! Lord Almighty!

Woman:
That looks just like my husband's--

[cut to a circus]

Ringmaster:
One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!

One-eyed Monster:
(jumps out and nearly surprises the crowd, then points to the rocket) Hey! What's that? It looks like a big--

[cut elsewhere]

Female fan:
Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?

Woody Harrelson:
Sure. No problem. [sees the rocket] Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!

Fan:
It's so big!

Woody:
I've seen bigger. That's--

[cut to Dr. Evil's rocket]

Dr. Evil:
(to Mini-Me while he gives him a flu shot) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space. I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me. It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. (hands Mini-Me a lollipop) I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. I'm gonna get you!

(both he and Mini-Me laugh evilly)