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John: Alright, Archie. I'm not playing anymore. You come out here right now, you big coward! Archie: Uh, excuse me, who are you calling a coward? John: You! I'm calling YOU a coward! You're a big coward for quitting like this! Archie: Well, it's hard. John: You wanna know what "hard" is, Archie? My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza boy, who greets me by saying "Hey yo, Dr. D, what's up?" Now, I'm standing here listening to a big, furry baby cryin' he's gonna quit 'cause it's too hard! Archie: Well, Ava laughed at me! John: (mocking Archie) "Oh, boo-hoo! Ava laughed at me! I love her, and I need her, and she laughed at me!" You know somethin'? You don't even deserve Ava! Why should she have to spend her life with a (pokes at him) coward like you? Archie: Hey! Don't poke a bear, buddy! John: Oh, I didn't poke a bear, because if I was pokin' a bear, a bear would be mauling me. So, I dunno what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear! (pokes him again) Archie: Hey, I'm warning you! John: (pokes him again) Yeah, and I'm POKING you! Archie: Hey, stop it! John: (pokes him three times) Poke poke poke! Archie: Alright, that's it! (knocks John off the hill, and he lands in some mud.) John: Archie, that hurt. Archie: Whoa, that felt good. Bear-like. John: Hey Archie, you know what? You're beyond my help! You just take your ass back to the circus! Archie: A bear? Whoo-hoo! I'm a bear! I'm the alpha bear! Rawr! RAAWWRRR! Uh, bears say "grr," right?

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