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Harry: This is stupid Lloyd, I'm not gonna steal an old lady's hearing aid! Lloyd: Relax we're just looking for a backup pair, there's gotta be some around here. [Lloyd and Harry search Mrs. Snergle's room for a hearing aid.] Mrs. Snergle: Mikey? Lloyd: [pretending to be Mrs. Snergle's grandson] Yeah, Gran. It's Mikey. Mrs. Snergle: Oh, thank God you're here. I've got the diamonds. Harry: [loudly] Did she say diamonds? [Lloyd frantically shushes Harry and dashes to Mrs. Snergle's bed.] Lloyd: Go ahead, Granny. Mikey's listening. Mrs. Snergle: I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go. I've been hiding them from those thieving lawyers. Lloyd: That's good. Granny did a good thing! So, where are the rocks? Mrs. Snergle: [pointing down] They're underneath me. Lloyd: [about to look under bed] You mean, under the bed? Mrs. Snergle: No, under the blanket. Lloyd: Oh. [Lloyd puts his arm under blanket and searches; Mrs. Snergles starts moaning.] Lloyd: [chuckling] I'm not finding anything. Mrs. Snergle: Go up more. [Lloyd reaches his arm under blanket further towards Mrs. Snergle.] Lloyd: Up here? Mrs. Snergle: Keep going. [Lloyd reaches his arm up even further, unaware he has just stuck his hand up Mrs. Snergle's vagina] Lloyd: Did you hide them inside this turkey? Mrs. Snergle: Yeah, right. [inhales seductively] Lloyd: [wiggling his arm] Wait. There's no diamonds here! Mrs. Snergle: [sternly] And you're not my grandson! Lloyd: [trying to pull out his arm] Harry, she's got me. She's really clamping down! [Lloyd finally pulls his hand out from blanket, now covered in dust. Mrs. Snergles giggles mischievously.] Harry: [shuddering] Lloyd? I think that was her gran-gina! Mrs. Snergle: That's right! So you can cross that one off your bucket list! [Lloyd blows dust off his hand. Some of it flies into his and Harry's faces and they cough.]

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