Dumb and Dumber To2014
Stars: Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Rob Riggle, Laurie Holden
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 109 minutes
Harry:
This is stupid Lloyd, I'm not gonna steal an old lady's hearing aid!
Lloyd:
Relax we're just looking for a backup pair, there's gotta be some around here.
[Lloyd and Harry search Mrs. Snergle's room for a hearing aid.]
Mrs. Snergle:
Mikey?
Lloyd:
[pretending to be Mrs. Snergle's grandson] Yeah, Gran. It's Mikey.
Mrs. Snergle:
Oh, thank God you're here. I've got the diamonds.
Harry:
[loudly] Did she say diamonds?
[Lloyd frantically shushes Harry and dashes to Mrs. Snergle's bed.]
Lloyd:
Go ahead, Granny. Mikey's listening.
Mrs. Snergle:
I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go. I've been hiding them from those thieving lawyers.
Lloyd:
That's good. Granny did a good thing! So, where are the rocks?
Mrs. Snergle:
[pointing down] They're underneath me.
Lloyd:
[about to look under bed] You mean, under the bed?
Mrs. Snergle:
No, under the blanket.
Lloyd:
Oh.
[Lloyd puts his arm under blanket and searches; Mrs. Snergles starts moaning.]
Lloyd:
[chuckling] I'm not finding anything.
Mrs. Snergle:
Go up more.
[Lloyd reaches his arm under blanket further towards Mrs. Snergle.]
Lloyd:
Up here?
Mrs. Snergle:
Keep going.
[Lloyd reaches his arm up even further, unaware he has just stuck his hand up Mrs. Snergle's vagina]
Lloyd:
Did you hide them inside this turkey?
Mrs. Snergle:
Yeah, right. [inhales seductively]
Lloyd:
[wiggling his arm] Wait. There's no diamonds here!
Mrs. Snergle:
[sternly] And you're not my grandson!
Lloyd:
[trying to pull out his arm] Harry, she's got me. She's really clamping down!
[Lloyd finally pulls his hand out from blanket, now covered in dust. Mrs. Snergles giggles mischievously.]
Harry:
[shuddering] Lloyd? I think that was her gran-gina!
Mrs. Snergle:
That's right! So you can cross that one off your bucket list!
[Lloyd blows dust off his hand. Some of it flies into his and Harry's faces and they cough.]
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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