Brenda Bradford: I've got something special to show you. Ta-da! The Gadgetmobile. Inspector Gadget: Wow. Brenda Bradford: It's for you. [Gadget is stunned] I made it myself. Come on. Inspector Gadget: You made me a car? The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater. Brenda Bradford: All right. Now, it may look simple, but this thing has just about as many factory extras as you do. [Gadget hesitates] Come on! Get in there! Inspector Gadget: Oh. Brenda Bradford: Watch the coat. Okay. Inspector Gadget: [intrigued] Gosh. She's Incredible. Brenda Bradford: Oh, it's a he. Inspector Gadget: Excuse me? Brenda Bradford: You'll see. Okay, now, it has voice activation, ejection seats, a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage system, a cardio-homing device, then there's a periscope, a candy-- Inspector Gadget: Dr. Bradford, there's something I just have to ask you. Brenda Bradford: Oh, just say "Go Go Gadgetmobile." Inspector Gadget: Yes, but will you-- "Go Go Gadgetmobile"? Gadgetmobile: Good mornin', Riverton! Hey! Who's in the car? I work alone! [he drives off with Gadget in tow] Hey. Before we hit the road, I gotta tell you somethin'. Duck! [Gadget hits his head on garage door.] Brenda: Ohh. Inspector Gadget: I don't think the car likes me! Gadgetmobile: Who you calling "car"? I'm a crime-fighting machine. Watch this. Back turn! Haven't you fallen out yet? Inspector Gadget: No, sir, I haven't! Gadgetmobile: Who are you, rookie? Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit. [Inspector Gadget tries to stop the Gadgetmobile, but can't] Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile. Inspector Gadget: Are you-- Are you talking to me? Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. [brings out belt with the "Inspector Gadget" logo.] It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna find me some crime. Whoo! More back turns! Inspector Gadget: Can you slow down, please? I-- I get carsick. Gadgetmobile: Well, you know what makes me people sick? A rookie who thinks he's good enough for Dr. B. Inspector Gadget: Not that it's any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford? Gadgetmobile: Hey, I got heat sensors, and I know what you're thinkin' when Dr. B. gave you that smile. Now, look here, come clean with me, or I'm gonna bounce you right outta here. Inspector Gadget: I can assure you my interest on Dr. Bradford is professional. Gadgetmobile: [laughs sarcastically] Professional, huh? Well, good. Keep it that way, and that's an order. You got it? Inspector Gadget: Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car. Gadgetmobile: I'll tell you what you are. You're-- [Gadget punches Gadgetmobile] Don't make me go "De-La-Hoya!" on you. Inspector Gadget: Isn't there an off button or something? A mute? [Paintball hits a man] Sorry, sir! Gadgetmobile: Don't push my buttons without reading the manual! [sees hot dog vendor] Ooh, watch out there, now! [avoids hot dog vendor] Ha-ha! Hot Dog Vendor: Hmm?! Gadgetmobile: Oh, man, I got a June bug in my grill. [spits out June bug, which splats on the camera lens.] Inspector Gadget: Shouldn't we be working together, helping people?! Gadgetmobile: Why didn't you say so? [stops]

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