Inspector Gadget1999

Brenda Bradford:
I've got something special to show you. Ta-da! The Gadgetmobile.

Inspector Gadget:
Wow.

Brenda Bradford:
It's for you. [Gadget is stunned] I made it myself. Come on.

Inspector Gadget:
You made me a car? The only thing anybody's ever made me before is a sweater.

Brenda Bradford:
All right. Now, it may look simple, but this thing has just about as many factory extras as you do. [Gadget hesitates] Come on! Get in there!

Inspector Gadget:
Oh.

Brenda Bradford:
Watch the coat. Okay.

Inspector Gadget:
[intrigued] Gosh. She's Incredible.

Brenda Bradford:
Oh, it's a he.

Inspector Gadget:
Excuse me?

Brenda Bradford:
You'll see. Okay, now, it has voice activation, ejection seats, a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage system, a cardio-homing device, then there's a periscope, a candy--

Inspector Gadget:
Dr. Bradford, there's something I just have to ask you.

Brenda Bradford:
Oh, just say "Go Go Gadgetmobile."

Inspector Gadget:
Yes, but will you-- "Go Go Gadgetmobile"?

Gadgetmobile:
Good mornin', Riverton! Hey! Who's in the car? I work alone! [he drives off with Gadget in tow] Hey. Before we hit the road, I gotta tell you somethin'. Duck!

[Gadget hits his head on garage door.]

Brenda:
Ohh.

Inspector Gadget:
I don't think the car likes me!

Gadgetmobile:
Who you calling "car"? I'm a crime-fighting machine. Watch this. Back turn! Haven't you fallen out yet?

Inspector Gadget:
No, sir, I haven't!

Gadgetmobile:
Who are you, rookie?

Inspector Gadget:
I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.

[Inspector Gadget tries to stop the Gadgetmobile, but can't]

Gadgetmobile:
Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.

Inspector Gadget:
Are you-- Are you talking to me?

Gadgetmobile:
Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. [brings out belt with the "Inspector Gadget" logo.] It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna find me some crime. Whoo! More back turns!

Inspector Gadget:
Can you slow down, please? I-- I get carsick.

Gadgetmobile:
Well, you know what makes me people sick? A rookie who thinks he's good enough for Dr. B.

Inspector Gadget:
Not that it's any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford?

Gadgetmobile:
Hey, I got heat sensors, and I know what you're thinkin' when Dr. B. gave you that smile. Now, look here, come clean with me, or I'm gonna bounce you right outta here.

Inspector Gadget:
I can assure you my interest on Dr. Bradford is professional.

Gadgetmobile:
[laughs sarcastically] Professional, huh? Well, good. Keep it that way, and that's an order. You got it?

Inspector Gadget:
Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.

Gadgetmobile:
I'll tell you what you are. You're-- [Gadget punches Gadgetmobile] Don't make me go "De-La-Hoya!" on you.

Inspector Gadget:
Isn't there an off button or something? A mute? [Paintball hits a man] Sorry, sir!

Gadgetmobile:
Don't push my buttons without reading the manual! [sees hot dog vendor] Ooh, watch out there, now! [avoids hot dog vendor] Ha-ha!

Hot Dog Vendor:
Hmm?!

Gadgetmobile:
Oh, man, I got a June bug in my grill. [spits out June bug, which splats on the camera lens.]

Inspector Gadget:
Shouldn't we be working together, helping people?!

Gadgetmobile:
Why didn't you say so? [stops]