Dave: How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?
Marty: Boy, I don't know. Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dipshit.
Dave: What, putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?
Todd: That's not superhero, though. How is that super? Super's like being stronger than everybody and flying and shit. That's just hero.
Marty: No, it's not even hero. It's just fucking psycho.
Todd: Hmm.
Dave: Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.
Todd: Yes, but he had all the expensive shit that doesn't exist. I thought you mean like, "How come nobody does it in real life?"
Dave: Yeah, Todd. That's what I meant.
Marty: Dude, if anybody did it in real life, they'd get their ass kicked. They'd be dead in like a day.
Todd: A day.
Dave: Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it. I just can't figure out why nobody does. Seriously, out of all the millions of people who love superheroes, you'd think one would give it a try. [Todd and Marty just give Dave looks of disagreement] Jesus, doesn't that bug you guys? Like thousands of people want to be Paris Hilton; nobody wants to be Spider-Man.
Marty: [to Todd] Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits, at all.
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