Kick-Ass2010

Dave:
How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?

Marty:
Boy, I don't know. Probably 'cause it's f***ing impossible, dipshit.

Dave:
What, putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?

Todd:
That's not superhero, though. How is that super? Super's like being stronger than everybody and flying and sh*t. That's just hero.

Marty:
No, it's not even hero. It's just f***ing psycho.

Todd:
Hmm.

Dave:
Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.

Todd:
Yes, but he had all the expensive sh*t that doesn't exist. I thought you mean like, "How come nobody does it in real life?"

Dave:
Yeah, Todd. That's what I meant.

Marty:
Dude, if anybody did it in real life, they'd get their ass kicked. They'd be dead in like a day.

Todd:
A day.

Dave:
Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it. I just can't figure out why nobody does. Seriously, out of all the millions of people who love superheroes, you'd think one would give it a try. [Todd and Marty just give Dave looks of disagreement] Jesus, doesn't that bug you guys? Like thousands of people want to be Paris Hilton; nobody wants to be Spider-Man.

Marty:
[to Todd] Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits, at all.