Po: Momma? Mom? Dad? Is that you? Mom! Dad! Dad Panda: Oh.. Hi! Hey-Hey.. Son, you are back. Mom Panda: Huh? Honey, what you doing here? Po: But I thought.. Mom Panda: We replaced you, dear. with a lovely radish. Po: Radish?! Dad Panda: It's quite, polite, and frankly.. It does better Kung-Fu. Po: No.. No, no, no! Wait! Radish, radish, radish! Inner pea.. pea.. Inner peace. Inner peace, inner peace, inner peace... I'm.. Training. Tigress: The mast, is not the worthy opponent. I'm ready. Po: Okay.. So serious! I think I prefer the mast. Tigress: Apologies. I used to punch the iron wood trees by the fist in training. Now, I feel nothing. Po: That's severely cool! Tigress: Again! Po: [training with Tigress on the boat] So, um, this punching with ironwood trees? How long do you have to do that? Tigress: 20 years. Po: Oh! 20... 20 years. Is there any... you know, a faster way, you know, until you'll, you know, don't feel anything? Tigress: No. Besides... [twists Po's fist, spins him in the air and lands on the floor; then smiles, watching Po's belly bounces to stop] I don't think hard style is... your thing. Po: Oh. Tigress: Po, why are you really out here? Po: I just found out that my dad... isn't really my dad. Tigress: Your dad, the goose? [Po nods] [deadpan] That must have been quite a shock. And this bothers you? Po: Are you kidding me? We're warriors, right? Nerves of steel, souls of Platinum. Like you. So hard core, you don't feel anything! Tigress: I was.. Mantis: So, what you guys talking about? Po: Nothing.. Nothing! Viper: Po's having daddy's issues. Mantis: I'm so lucky, I don't have any problem with my dad. 'Cause my mother ate his head, before I was born. I don't know! Viper: Mantis, this isn't about you! Po, is the one freaking out. Po: I'm not freaking out. Tigress: Po.. Po: I'm freaking in. Tigress: Po! Po: What? Tigress: We're here. Gongmen city! Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play here, beside him. Promising with someday this throne would be mine. A little to the left. Wolf Boss: But it's so heavy, Master. Shen: Every thing, most be exactly how I visioned it. And I have visioned it a little to the left. Perfect! With the weapon, by my side.. A little bit more. With the weapon, by my side, all China will bow before me! We move out in 3 days, when the moon is full. And the tide is high. Well, Soothsayer, why don't you tell me my...? Soothsayer: Fortune? Shen: Future. I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits. Soothsayer: [peers into her bowl] If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs. [Shen looks down and is annoyed to see he has indeed reached the bottom of the stairs leading to his throne.] Soothsayer: [still looking] I see... I see... [Shen comes closer] I see... pain. [She plucks out one of his feathers.] Shen: OW! Soothsayer: And anger. [She chews on the hem of his robe.] Shen: How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province! Soothsayer: Followed by denial. Shen: This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right...! Soothsayer: Now? The most important time is now. But if you really want to see the future... Shen: What do you see? Soothsayer: A peacock.. Is defeated by a warrior, of black and white. Nothing has changed! [after the Soothsayer predicts - again - that Shen will be defeated by a "warrior of black and white"] Shen: [laughs] That's impossible, and you know it! Soothsayer: It is not impossible, and he knows it. Shen: Who? Wolf Boss: [running in] Lord Shen! I saw a panda! Shen: A panda!? [knocks him to the ground, gripping him by the throat] Wolf Boss: [nervously] A Kung Fu warrior. He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... uh, kinda plush and cuddly... Shen: There are no more pandas. Soothsayer: Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot? Shen: [to the Wolf Boss, angrily] Find this panda, and bring him to me! (pushes him away) Wolf Boss: Yes, sir! [hurries away downstairs] Shen: [chuckles] So, one panda lives. That does not make you right! Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right. Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong! [turns and sees her chewing the hem of his robe again] WILL YOU STOP THAT?!

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