Stefano: Wow! Circus americano! You must all be very famous! Alex: Yeah, we... Gloria: Absolutely. Alex: We're relatively well known... Marty: But Alex is really the star. Alex: Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star." More like... well, star. Stefano: What is your act, Alice? Alex: Well... I basically, uh, I jump up on my rock... Gia: Rock? Alex: Yeah. It's a very high... rock. Melman: A really high rock! Stefano: And then? Alex: And then, well, I roar like... like a serious "Rawrrr!" Stefano: And then? Alex: And then I jump off the rock. Stefano: And then?! Alex: And then... And then what? Gia: That is all? Gloria: Into a pool! Marty: Full of water! Melman: Full of cobras! Alex: Actually, it appears like I'm jumping in to a pool... Melman: With cobras! Alex: Aquatic cobras. For effect. But I actually pull up at the last second. Stefano: Pull up? Alex: Yeah. Stefano: How do you do that?! Melman: Wire harness! Gloria: Balloons! Marty: Jet pack! Alex: I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jet pack, and then toss balloons to the children of the world. Kids love it. Kids always love that. Stefano: Is this like the trapeze? Alex: Yes! Trapeze! Exactly! Stefano: Wow! Trapeze americano! Hey, I have a great idea! Maybe you come with us to Roma! Hey, Vitaly is just playing around. He is good, no? Alex: Yeah, thanks. Thanks. But we're gonna get off at the next stop so we can get back to America. Stefano: That is such a coincidence! Because we're going... going to... Let me finish! We're going to America, as well! Melman: What?! Alex: America? Gloria: Going to America? Marty: What? Stefano: Si. Alex: Wow? When? Stefano: After Roma, we go to London. And then a big-time promoter will see us and then send us to New York. Alex: They're going to New York! Gia: Well, only if he likes what he sees. Alex: New York? Seriously? That's our home. That's where we live. Stefano: Isn't that fun? Marty: Could we go with you? Stefano: Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly! Alex: Whoa! Stefano: Or not. Vitaly: Nyet! Stefano: Oh, no. I don't think Vitaly likes that idea. What's he gonna do? Vitaly: Which one of you is leader? [Marty points at Alex] Tell your comrades there is 1 rule we do not break! Alex: Thou shall say it, and not spray it? Vitaly: NYET! Circus owner no allow stowaways! Skipper: I hear you, Russki. Although, the circus owner may allow stowaways if the stowaways just happen to be the owners. [pauses]Riddle me that. Vitaly: What is sharply dressed little birdie talking about? Skipper: Show 'em, boys. Circus Master: You have a deal, mi amigo. I am sure this circus will bring you great success! I guess this is good-bye and good luck! Melman: What do we know about owning a circus? Alex: Nothing. But it's our only shot at getting home. Skipper: You better know what you're doing. You're risking Private's community college fund. Private: I'll never be president.

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