Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted2012

Stefano:
Wow! Circus americano! You must all be very famous!

Alex:
Yeah, we...

Gloria:
Absolutely.

Alex:
We're relatively well known...

Marty:
But Alex is really the star.

Alex:
Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star." More like... well, star.

Stefano:
What is your act, Alice?

Alex:
Well... I basically, uh, I jump up on my rock...

Gia:
Rock?

Alex:
Yeah. It's a very high... rock.

Melman:
A really high rock!

Stefano:
And then?

Alex:
And then, well, I roar like... like a serious "Rawrrr!"

Stefano:
And then?

Alex:
And then I jump off the rock.

Stefano:
And then?!

Alex:
And then... And then what?

Gia:
That is all?

Gloria:
Into a pool!

Marty:
Full of water!

Melman:
Full of cobras!

Alex:
Actually, it appears like I'm jumping in to a pool...

Melman:
With cobras!

Alex:
Aquatic cobras. For effect. But I actually pull up at the last second.

Stefano:
Pull up?

Alex:
Yeah.

Stefano:
How do you do that?!

Melman:
Wire harness!

Gloria:
Balloons!

Marty:
Jet pack!

Alex:
I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jet pack, and then toss balloons to the children of the world. Kids love it. Kids always love that.

Stefano:
Is this like the trapeze?

Alex:
Yes! Trapeze! Exactly!

Stefano:
Wow! Trapeze americano! Hey, I have a great idea! Maybe you come with us to Roma! Hey, Vitaly is just playing around. He is good, no?

Alex:
Yeah, thanks. Thanks. But we're gonna get off at the next stop so we can get back to America.

Stefano:
That is such a coincidence! Because we're going... going to... Let me finish! We're going to America, as well!

Melman:
What?!

Alex:
America?

Gloria:
Going to America?

Marty:
What?

Stefano:
Si.

Alex:
Wow? When?

Stefano:
After Roma, we go to London. And then a big-time promoter will see us and then send us to New York.

Alex:
They're going to New York!

Gia:
Well, only if he likes what he sees.

Alex:
New York? Seriously? That's our home. That's where we live.

Stefano:
Isn't that fun?

Marty:
Could we go with you?

Stefano:
Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly!

Alex:
Whoa!

Stefano:
Or not.

Vitaly:
Nyet!

Stefano:
Oh, no. I don't think Vitaly likes that idea. What's he gonna do?

Vitaly:
Which one of you is leader? [Marty points at Alex] Tell your comrades there is 1 rule we do not break!

Alex:
Thou shall say it, and not spray it?

Vitaly:
NYET! Circus owner no allow stowaways!

Skipper:
I hear you, Russki. Although, the circus owner may allow stowaways if the stowaways just happen to be the owners. [pauses]Riddle me that.

Vitaly:
What is sharply dressed little birdie talking about?

Skipper:
Show 'em, boys.

Circus Master:
You have a deal, mi amigo. I am sure this circus will bring you great success! I guess this is good-bye and good luck!

Melman:
What do we know about owning a circus?

Alex:
Nothing. But it's our only shot at getting home.

Skipper:
You better know what you're doing. You're risking Private's community college fund.

Private:
I'll never be president.