[wearing tuxedos, the whole team stands behind Home Plate] All: Hello. Do you know us? [putting on their caps] All: We're a Major League Baseball team. Jake: But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town. Eddie: That's why we carry the American Express card. Rick: No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places. Pedro: So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter. Roger [Acting very stiffly compared to everyone else]: Look what it's done for us. People still DON'T recognize us but... [snaps his fingers] Lou: We're contenders now. Willie: [slides into Home Plate and holds up a green credit card] The American Express card: Don't steal home without it.

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A "Papa, can you hear me?"

B "Hello gorgeous!"

C "Hi, I am here!"

D "Hello, Dolly!"