Major League1989

[wearing tuxedos, the whole team stands behind Home Plate]

All:
Hello. Do you know us?

[putting on their caps]

All:
We're a Major League Baseball team.

Jake:
But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town.

Eddie:
That's why we carry the American Express card.

Rick:
No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.

Pedro:
So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter.

Roger [Acting very stiffly compared to everyone else]:
Look what it's done for us. People still DON'T recognize us but... [snaps his fingers]

Lou:
We're contenders now.

Willie:
[slides into Home Plate and holds up a green credit card] The American Express card: Don't steal home without it.