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[At the funeral of Rudolf Smuntz, his sons Lars and Ernie are bickering as they help carry his coffin out of the church.] Lars: Hold your end up higher. You're not holding it. Ernie: I am too. Lars: You are not. Ernie: Don't worry about me. Say, isn't that suit charcoal? Lars: No. Ernie: Looks charcoal gray to me, some gray polyester blend. You'd think you could find a black suit for your own father's funeral. Lars: It's black. Ernie: No, I'm sure it's gray. Lars: It's black! Ernie: Gray! Lars: Black! Ernie: Gray! Lars: Black! Ernie: Fine, it's black. It's the grayest black I've ever seen. Lars: It doesn't matter what color it is! [Lars's handle breaks off, causing everybody else to drop the coffin down the steps] I'm sorry, pop. I'm sorry! [the coffin smashes into the hearse, sending Rudolf's corpse flipping into the air and headfirst down an open manhole, The opening credits starts - "DreamWorks Pictures Presents"] Lars: Quick! Get him out of there! Sewer worker: He's halfway to the harbor by now, bub. Ernie: Oh, well.

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