Mousehunt1997

[At the funeral of Rudolf Smuntz, his sons Lars and Ernie are bickering as they help carry his coffin out of the church.]

Lars:
Hold your end up higher. You're not holding it.

Ernie:
I am too.

Lars:
You are not.

Ernie:
Don't worry about me. Say, isn't that suit charcoal?

Lars:
No.

Ernie:
Looks charcoal gray to me, some gray polyester blend. You'd think you could find a black suit for your own father's funeral.

Lars:
It's black.

Ernie:
No, I'm sure it's gray.

Lars:
It's black!

Ernie:
Gray!

Lars:
Black!

Ernie:
Gray!

Lars:
Black!

Ernie:
Fine, it's black. It's the grayest black I've ever seen.

Lars:
It doesn't matter what color it is! [Lars's handle breaks off, causing everybody else to drop the coffin down the steps] I'm sorry, pop. I'm sorry! [the coffin smashes into the hearse, sending Rudolf's corpse flipping into the air and headfirst down an open manhole, The opening credits starts - "DreamWorks Pictures Presents"]

Lars:
Quick! Get him out of there!

Sewer worker:
He's halfway to the harbor by now, bub.

Ernie:
Oh, well.