[Miss Piggy runs past Statler and Waldorf] Statler: Is breakfast over? Waldorf: No, why? Statler: Because I think the bacon just ran out. Pepe: [comes to the table] The raspberry flap overs will be out in a moment. Robin: Hey, Uncle Kermit, what will you do now that you're on vacation? Kermit: Well, Robin, once I get those house painters started, l'm gonna kick back and relax. Pepe: Kermit? When will you fix the oven, okay? Kermit: [confused] What's wrong with the oven? [An explosion is heard in the kitchen. Everyone on the table react to that sound.] Pepe: That. Swedish Chef: Yurski burski popovers kaboofed! Kermit: Yeah... I'll put it on the top of my list... Pepe: There is a menu correction, okay? We will now be serving bologna sandwiches. [everyone makes disappointed sounds. Swedish Chef says something to Pepe] But no bread. [Everyone makes a disgusted noise and leaves the table] [Kermit sees Gonzo coming downstairs looking dejected] Kermit: Hey, Gonzo, aren't you performing at that Bar Mitzvah today? Gonzo: Nah. Electric Mayhem's covering for me. Kermit: [concerned] But, Gonzo, you never miss the chance to get shot out of a cannon. Something wrong? Gonzo: No. [beat] It's just that I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all. Kermit: Gonzo, you are 'not a one-of-a-kind freak! You're a... [falters] Gonzo: [annoyed] A whatever? Kermit: Well... yeah! Gonzo: You see?! See what I mean? I don't even know where I came from, or who I am! Clifford: Yo, Kerm. Kermit: Hmm? Clifford: You weren't expecting some house painters, were you? Kermit: Yeah, why? Clifford: They're just driving away. Kermit: What?! Clifford: Animal bit one of them! Kermit: Oh no! [The car engine of the house painters truck starts] Wait, guys! Don't let them go! [turns to Gonzo] You know what I think you are, Gonzo? Gonzo: What? Kermit: Distinct. [turns to run to the door to try and stop the painters] Wait, guys! He didn't mean it! He's just a musician! Animal: Musician! Musician! Musician! [Gonzo looks over at photos of the Muppets with their respective family members, before coming to photo of himself, alone] Gonzo: [depressed] Distinct, huh? More like extinct... [pours the alphabet cereal in the bowl, but spills a little bit on the table] Oops. [looks at the letters spinning around, then making the words, saying, "Watch The Sky"] "Watch the sky"? Hey! Hey! Rizzo, come here. I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message. Rizzo: [While holding a plate with bologna] I know what you mean. I had some guacamole and it's still taking to me. Gonzo: No. No. Really. Look. Look. I'm not kidding. [looking at the letter cereals] It was there just a second ago. I swear, Rizzo. It said, "Watch the sky." Rizzo: Are you sure it didn't say "You need help?" Gonzo: But, but... Rizzo: Maybe you and your cereal would like to be alone. [takes the plate of ] Oh, hey! ? My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...? Gonzo: [he pours the cereal the bowl with letters, then grabbing a telescope] Cool. Huh? [he looks at the letters, then making the words, saying, "R U There"] "Are you there?" [calling out] RIZZOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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