Muppets From Space1999

[Miss Piggy runs past Statler and Waldorf]

Statler:
Is breakfast over?

Waldorf:
No, why?

Statler:
Because I think the bacon just ran out.

Pepe:
[comes to the table] The raspberry flap overs will be out in a moment.

Robin:
Hey, Uncle Kermit, what will you do now that you're on vacation?

Kermit:
Well, Robin, once I get those house painters started, l'm gonna kick back and relax.

Pepe:
Kermit? When will you fix the oven, okay?

Kermit:
[confused] What's wrong with the oven? [An explosion is heard in the kitchen. Everyone on the table react to that sound.]

Pepe:
That.

Swedish Chef:
Yurski burski popovers kaboofed!

Kermit:
Yeah... I'll put it on the top of my list...

Pepe:
There is a menu correction, okay? We will now be serving bologna sandwiches. [everyone makes disappointed sounds. Swedish Chef says something to Pepe] But no bread. [Everyone makes a disgusted noise and leaves the table]

[Kermit sees Gonzo coming downstairs looking dejected]

Kermit:
Hey, Gonzo, aren't you performing at that Bar Mitzvah today?

Gonzo:
Nah. Electric Mayhem's covering for me.

Kermit:
[concerned] But, Gonzo, you never miss the chance to get shot out of a cannon. Something wrong?

Gonzo:
No. [beat] It's just that I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all.

Kermit:
Gonzo, you are 'not a one-of-a-kind freak! You're a... [falters]

Gonzo:
[annoyed] A whatever?

Kermit:
Well... yeah!

Gonzo:
You see?! See what I mean? I don't even know where I came from, or who I am!

Clifford:
Yo, Kerm.

Kermit:
Hmm?

Clifford:
You weren't expecting some house painters, were you?

Kermit:
Yeah, why?

Clifford:
They're just driving away.

Kermit:
What?!

Clifford:
Animal bit one of them!

Kermit:
Oh no! [The car engine of the house painters truck starts] Wait, guys! Don't let them go! [turns to Gonzo] You know what I think you are, Gonzo?

Gonzo:
What?

Kermit:
Distinct. [turns to run to the door to try and stop the painters] Wait, guys! He didn't mean it! He's just a musician!

Animal:
Musician! Musician! Musician! [Gonzo looks over at photos of the Muppets with their respective family members, before coming to photo of himself, alone]

Gonzo:
[depressed] Distinct, huh? More like extinct... [pours the alphabet cereal in the bowl, but spills a little bit on the table] Oops. [looks at the letters spinning around, then making the words, saying, "Watch The Sky"] "Watch the sky"? Hey! Hey! Rizzo, come here. I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.

Rizzo:
[While holding a plate with bologna] I know what you mean. I had some guacamole and it's still taking to me.

Gonzo:
No. No. Really. Look. Look. I'm not kidding. [looking at the letter cereals] It was there just a second ago. I swear, Rizzo. It said, "Watch the sky."

Rizzo:
Are you sure it didn't say "You need help?"

Gonzo:
But, but...

Rizzo:
Maybe you and your cereal would like to be alone. [takes the plate of ] Oh, hey! ? My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...?

Gonzo:
[he pours the cereal the bowl with letters, then grabbing a telescope] Cool. Huh? [he looks at the letters, then making the words, saying, "R U There"] "Are you there?" [calling out] RIZZOOOOOOOOOO!!!!