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Vinny: Hey, Vincent LaGuardia Gambini-- Lisa: His name's J.T. Vinny: J.T., I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for two hundred dollars, which she won; I'm here to collect. J.T.: How 'bout if I just kick your ass? Vinny: Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers, I'm a lawyer, call that a counteroffer. Let me see, this is a tough decision you're givin’ me here. Get my ass kicked or collect two hundred dollars? Hmm, let me think. I could use a good ass kickin’, I'll be very honest with you. Nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred. [The people in the room laugh] J.T.: Over my dead body. Vinny: You like to renegotiate as you go along, huh? Okay then, here's my counteroffer: do I have to kill you? What if I was just to kick the ever-lovin’ shit outta ya? J.T.: In your dreams. Vinny: Oh, no, no, no, in reality. If I was to kick the shit outta ya, do I get the money? J.T.: (contemplates this) If you kick the shit outta me... Vinny: Yeah. J.T.: ...then you get the money. [Some people weakly laugh. Vinny looks at a guy who's in a neck brace.] Vinny: What happened? Rear-ended? Neck Brace: No, I fell. Vinny: Oh. Okay, let’s see if we agree on the terms. The choice now is: I get my ass kicked, or, option B: I kick your ass, and collect the 200. I'm goin’ wit option B, (takes his coat off) kickin’ your ass and collectin' two-hundred dollars. J.T.: Are we gon’ fight now? Vinny: Yeah, first let me see the money. J.T.: I have the money. Vinny: All right, show it to me. J.T.: I can get it. Vinny: You can get it? All right, get it. Then we'll fight.

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