Trooper Champlin: This... is your wife. (snaps a hot dog in half)
Tom: She broke her weiner?
Trooper Champlin: (sighs) Tom, look what happens to the taco. (breaks a taco in half)
Tom: I, I don't understand all this medical lingo. I wanna see Anne!
Trooper Champlin: Your wife is split in half.
Tom: (splitting a sub sandwich down the middle) You mean like, down the middle in half?
Trooper Champlin: (sighs) At the waist. That truck is the only thing keeping her alive.
Tom: You mean, this is the only time I can talk to the top half?
Trooper Champlin: Yes.
Tom: Well, let's just say this is her bottom half. (pulls out a donut) Can I spend a little time with that?
Trooper Champlin: I don't understand what you mean.
Tom: (now holding a hot dog) Okay, let me explain.
Trooper Champlin: Just go to her.
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