Scary Movie 32003

Trooper Champlin:
This... is your wife. (snaps a hot dog in half)

Tom:
She broke her weiner?

Trooper Champlin:
(sighs) Tom, look what happens to the taco. (breaks a taco in half)

Tom:
I, I don't understand all this medical lingo. I wanna see Anne!

Trooper Champlin:
Your wife is split in half.

Tom:
(splitting a sub sandwich down the middle) You mean like, down the middle in half?

Trooper Champlin:
(sighs) At the waist. That truck is the only thing keeping her alive.

Tom:
You mean, this is the only time I can talk to the top half?

Trooper Champlin:
Yes.

Tom:
Well, let's just say this is her bottom half. (pulls out a donut) Can I spend a little time with that?

Trooper Champlin:
I don't understand what you mean.

Tom:
(now holding a hot dog) Okay, let me explain.

Trooper Champlin:
Just go to her.