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[Bilko has rigged a demonstration of the HTX-1 Hover Tank, showing it off to members of Congress, various dignitaries and a four-star general and his staff. MAJ Thorn notices the rigged demonstration and gets up to say something to General Tennyson.] MAJ Thorn: Wait! The demonstration was rigged! MSG Bilko: [Hurrying Tennyson away from Thorn] Ah! Do I see politics in your future, sir? Perhaps a run at the Oval Office? GEN Tennyson: You know, I've never really given that serious consideration- MAJ Thorn: [Catching up with them] Wait! General, he faked it! Didn't you see? The gun was aimed at Target Three, but they blew up Target Four! GEN Tennyson: Yes, I did. MSG Bilko: Well, you remember Einstein's theory, sir- space is curved? GEN Tennyson: Yes. MSG Bilko: And these are smart weapons. [Makes cutting motions with his hand, indicating the shot changed course.] MAJ Thorn: Oh, cut the crap! He faked it! It's just another one of his scams! GEN Tennyson: That's a serious charge. Colonel, what about this? COL Hall: Well, General, I must tell you, in all my years in the service, I have never- not once- publicly berated a fellow officer. But I realise now, from the very first moment Major Thorn set foot on Fort Baxter, he engaged in a person vendetta against Master Sergeant Bilko. I find his conduct inexcusable; and I'm going to recommend an Article 32 investigation. GEN Tennyson: I see. MAJ Thorn: You don't understand. He doesn't know what's going on, he never knows what's going on! This sergeant leads him around by the nose! GEN Tennyson: [Shocked] Major! You are the most insubordinate officer I have ever met! MAJ Thorn: [Grabs Hall] I'm telling you... he's a BOOB! He doesn't get it! They faked the whole thing! GEN Tennsyon: I'd like to see just one piece of solid evidence, to support these idiotic allegations! MAJ Thorn: Idiotic. How's this for idiotic!? [Pulls a part of the tank's electronics out of his pocket] The Fire Control and Super Elevator Board! I took it out last night; so how can it work? [GEN Tennyson and a crowd of officers and dignitaries are now staring right at Thorn; he starts to notice this, too late.] COL Hall: So you deliberately sabotaged this project, Major. MSG Bilko: [Producing a tape recorder] I got it all on tape. Lucky!

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