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Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose. [Warning shots almost hit Vespa's Benz] Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Gunner: [lifts helmet, revealing that he's cross-eyed] Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin. [Major Asshole is also cross-eyed] Dark Helmet: [to Sandurz] Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole. Dark Helmet: How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow? [the entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand, except for one person] Bridge Crew: YO! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. [Closes helmet] Keep firing, Assholes!

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