Spaceballs1987

Dark Helmet:
Fire a warning shot across her nose.

[Warning shots almost hit Vespa's Benz]

Dark Helmet:
Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Gunner:
[lifts helmet, revealing that he's cross-eyed] Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best!

Dark Helmet:
Who made that man a gunner?

Major A**hole:
I did, sir. He's my cousin. [Major A**hole is also cross-eyed]

Dark Helmet:
[to Sandurz] Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz:
He's an A**hole, sir.

Dark Helmet:
I know that. What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz:
That is his name, sir. A**hole. Major A**hole.

Dark Helmet:
And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz:
He's an A**hole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip A**hole.

Dark Helmet:
How many A**holes have we got on this ship, anyhow?

[the entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand, except for one person]

Bridge Crew:
YO!

Dark Helmet:
I knew it. I'm surrounded by A**holes. [Closes helmet] Keep firing, A**holes!