Patch Adams: Excuse me, Beenie. Which way is heaven [due to Beenie's catatonic state, his hand is raised; everyone laughs (except Dr. Prack)] Correct. Beenie, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you? [patients laugh]
Rudy: Hey, Beenie, Beenie, Beenie. Where's the ceiling?
Bile: Where do the birds fly, Beenie?
Patch Adams: How do you say hello to Hitler?
Other patient: Beenie, Beenie. How does Hitler say hello?
Patch Adams: Beenie, how do you check an elephant for a hernia? [patients laugh] Who can win a staring contest? [points to Beenie] Beenie!!
Rudy: Who... who farted?
Everyone: [laughing and pointing at Beenie]
Patch Adams: Who likes to masturbate? [all patients and "Patch" raise their hands] Beenie, how does a one-armed referee say, "Field goal?"
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