Patch Adams1998

Patch Adams:
Excuse me, Beenie. Which way is heaven [due to Beenie's catatonic state, his hand is raised; everyone laughs (except Dr. Prack)] Correct. Beenie, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you? [patients laugh]

Rudy:
Hey, Beenie, Beenie, Beenie. Where's the ceiling?

Bile:
Where do the birds fly, Beenie?

Patch Adams:
How do you say hello to Hitler?

Other patient:
Beenie, Beenie. How does Hitler say hello?

Patch Adams:
Beenie, how do you check an elephant for a hernia? [patients laugh] Who can win a staring contest? [points to Beenie] Beenie!!

Rudy:
Who... who farted?

Everyone:
[laughing and pointing at Beenie]

Patch Adams:
Who likes to masturbate? [all patients and "Patch" raise their hands] Beenie, how does a one-armed referee say, "Field goal?"