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Carl: You've never gone after vampires before, have you? Van Helsing: Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same! Best when cooked well. Carl: No, no, no, they're not all the same. A vampire is nothing like a warlock. My granny could kill a warlock. Van Helsing: [chuckles] Carl, you've never even been out of the abbey; how do you know about vampires? Carl: I read. [Van Helsing shrugs] Now, here's something new. Glyerin-48. [flicks a drop of nitroglycerin, blowing up some crates and startling the other monks.] Sorry! Sorry! Monk: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALLAH IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Carl: [to Van Helsing, quietly] The air around here is thick with envy. [Carl shows Van Helsing his new invention, a gas-powered crossbow] Carl: Ah, now here's my latest invention; gas-propelled, capable of catapulting arrows in rapid succession at tremendous velocity. Just pull the trigger and hold on. I've heard the stories coming out of Transylvania; trust me, you'll need this. A work of certifiable genius. Van Helsing: If you don't say so yourself. Carl But I do say so myself. I'm a veritable cornucopia of talent! Van Helsing: [picking up a flask on Carl's workbench.] What's this? Carl: Careful with that! [Van Helsing teasingly keeps it out of reach] I've been working on that for seven years! It's compressed magma from Mt. Vesuvius mixed with alkali from the Gobi Desert. [wrests the flask from Van Helsing] One of a kind. Van Helsing: What's it for? Carl: I don't know, but I'm sure it'll come in handy. Van Helsing: Seven years and you don't know what it does? Carl: I didn't say that. I said I don't know what it's for, what it does is produce a light source equal to the intensity of the sun. Van Helsing: And this'll come in useful how? Carl: I don't know, you could blind your enemies, charbroil a herd of charging wildebeast... use your imagination! Van Helsing: No, I'm going to use yours. That's why you're coming with me. Carl: The hell be damned, I am. Van Helsing: Carl, you cursed. Not very well, mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all. Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar, so I can curse all I want. Dammit! Van Helsing: The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive. [He tosses Carl a bag of weapons.] For as long as possible. Carl: But I'm not a field man! [Whining] Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!!

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