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Kirk Lazarus: What about you, Master Blaster? You got a certain someone you trying to get with back in the States? Kevin Sandusky: What, Alpa Chino? He's like ten girls deep, 24/7. Lazarus: No, you missin' me, man. I'm talking about something special. Big difference. How about it? Alpa Chino: Yeah. Yeah, there is. Lazarus: Well? What's the skinny? Y'all been on a date or what? Chino: No. I mean...I always wanted to, but, I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's...it's complicated. Lazarus: No! It's simple as pie, man. You plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes, you say, "Hey. Baby, you and me's going on a date." That's the end of the story. What's her name? Chino: ...Lance. Lazarus: "Listen here, Lance..." Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance? Sandusky: Did you say, "Lance"? Chino: No! Sandusky: That sounded like "Lance". Chino: No, I said "Nance". Sandusky: It sounded like "Lance". Chino: Look, I'm Alpa Chino, okay? I love the pussy, all right? Lay your ass back down and look at the stars. Lazarus: When you wrote "I Love Tha Pussy", was you thinking of dangling your dice on Lance's forehead? Chino: Naw, hell no! What? Come on, look... Lazarus: Man, everyone's gay once in a while! Chino: I'm not gay! Lazarus: This is Hollywood! Chino: How about we all get back to work? Lazarus: Okay, cool. Chino: This is ridiculous! We got a big day tomorrow. Let's get focused. Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick right now. Chino: I told you, for the last time, I love tha' pussy! Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls...stroke the shaft...work the pipe...swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

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