Tropic Thunder2008

Kirk Lazarus:
What about you, Master Blaster? You got a certain someone you trying to get with back in the States?

Kevin Sandusky:
What, Alpa Chino? He's like ten girls deep, 24/7.

Lazarus:
No, you missin' me, man. I'm talking about something special. Big difference. How about it?

Alpa Chino:
Yeah. Yeah, there is.

Lazarus:
Well? What's the skinny? Y'all been on a date or what?

Chino:
No. I mean...I always wanted to, but, I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's...it's complicated.

Lazarus:
No! It's simple as pie, man. You plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes, you say, "Hey. Baby, you and me's going on a date." That's the end of the story. What's her name?

Chino:
...Lance.

Lazarus:
"Listen here, Lance..." Lance? What the f*** did I just hear? Lance?

Sandusky:
Did you say, "Lance"?

Chino:
No!

Sandusky:
That sounded like "Lance".

Chino:
No, I said "Nance".

Sandusky:
It sounded like "Lance".

Chino:
Look, I'm Alpa Chino, okay? I love the p*ssy, all right? Lay your ass back down and look at the stars.

Lazarus:
When you wrote "I Love Tha P*ssy", was you thinking of dangling your dice on Lance's forehead?

Chino:
Naw, hell no! What? Come on, look...

Lazarus:
Man, everyone's gay once in a while!

Chino:
I'm not gay!

Lazarus:
This is Hollywood!

Chino:
How about we all get back to work?

Lazarus:
Okay, cool.

Chino:
This is ridiculous! We got a big day tomorrow. Let's get focused.

Jeff Portnoy:
Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick right now.

Chino:
I told you, for the last time, I love tha' p*ssy!

Portnoy:
I'll cradle the balls...stroke the shaft...work the pipe...swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.