Colin: I've just worked out why I can't find true love. Tony: Why is that? Colin: English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls, you know, who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America! I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think? Tony: I think it's...crap, Colin. Colin: That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me with my cute British accent. Tony: You don't have a cute British accent. Colin: Yes, I do! I'm going to America. Tony: Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it. Colin: Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

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A "Papa, can you hear me?"

B "Hello, Dolly!"

C "Hi, I am here!"

D "Hello gorgeous!"