Love Actually2003

Colin:
I've just worked out why I can't find true love.

Tony:
Why is that?

Colin:
English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls, you know, who are cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America! I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?

Tony:
I think it's...crap, Colin.

Colin:
That's where you're wrong. American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.

Tony:
You don't have a cute British accent.

Colin:
Yes, I do! I'm going to America.

Tony:
Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.

Colin:
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.