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Edwin: Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so fucking tired. Do you know how tired I am? If some girl came up to me, begged me to fuck her, I couldn't do it. That's how tired I am. Richard: Dad? Uh, watch the language, huh? Edwin: She's listening to music. Olive, I'll give you a million dollars if you turn around. [Olive is still listening to music while Richard and Sheryl looked at her] See? Richard: All right. But the rest of us. Edwin: Oh, the rest of you. [turns to Dwayne] Can I give you some advice? Dwayne: [shakes head "no"] Edwin: Well, I'm going to give it to you, anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young. Richard: Can't wait to hear this. Edwin: Dwayne, that's your name, right? Dwayne? This is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. Richard: Hey. Dad! Edwin: Not just one woman. A lot of women. Richard: That's enough, all right? Edwin: Are you getting any? Richard: Dad! Edwin: You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you getting any? Richard: Come on, please. Dwayne: [shakes his head no] Grandpa: No? Jesus. You're what, 15? My God, man! Richard: Dad! Edwin: You should be getting that young stuff. Richard: Dad. Dad! Hey! Edwin: That young stuff is the best in the world. That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world! Richard: Hey, Dad, that's enough! Stop it! Edwin: Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard?! [turns to Dwayne] See, right now you're jailbait. They're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man, you're talking about three to five. Richard: Hey, I will pull this truck over right now! Edwin: So pull the truck over! Fuck you! I can say what I want. I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! Richard: Ah, the Nazi bullets! Edwin: You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor. [Richard toots the horn] Frank: What happened at Sunset Manor? Sheryl: Frank, don't encourage him. Edwin: What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I paid my money. They took my money. I should be able to do what the fuck I want! Sheryl: [to Frank] He started snorting heroin. Frank: [to Edwin] You started snorting heroin? Edwin: [in response to Frank] I'm old! Frank: Well, that stuff will kill you. Edwin: What am I, an idiot? [to Dwayne] And don't you start taking that shit. When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff. Frank: [to Edwin] Well, what about you? Edwin: [to Frank] What about me? I'm old! When you're old, you're crazy not to do it. Sheryl: We've tried. Believe me. The intervention was a fiasco. He's worse than a two-year-old. Richard: Can we please talk about something else? Frank: I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor? Sheryl: Frank. Edwin: Are you kidding me? It was a fucking paradise. They got a pool, they got golf; now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a fucking sofa. Look, I know you're a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like? Frank: You must have been very busy. Edwin: Whoa. I had second degree burns on my Johnson, I kid you not. Frank: Really? Edwin: Forget about it. Olive: [takes off her headphones] What are you talking about? Edwin: Politics. Olive: Oh. [Puts her headphones back on] Edwin: [to Dwayne] Fuck a lotta women, kid. I've got no reason to lie to you. Not just one woman. A lotta women.

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