Xandir: [to a crying Clara] Oh, it's okay, Clara. So we're not who we think we are. So what, right?
Princess Clara: So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries. Who could ever love someone like that? [cries]
King: Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine is not too far back on the stage. I want the people in the front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
Princess Clara: My lord, perhaps you could see it in your heart to let me live here in your kingdom. And give me the opportunity to be the real princess I always thought I was. For I can be just as good as the officially sanctioned princesses in your kingdom. Allow me. [singing, King is impressed, and the animals gathering around at her]
Xandir: Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!...
Princess Clara: [stops singing, annoyed and angry] For fuck's sake, Xandir! I'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And I can't fucking sing if you keep flapping those [as she hitting Xandir's face with a bird] dick-sucking lips of yours!
King: [Upon seeing Clara's strong language behavior in fury] Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!
Princess Clara: [Panicked, grabs the king's coat] No wait! Please!
Rhino Guardian: Release the king, vile peasant! [Preparing to cut Clara's arms]
Xandir: Hero! Do something!
Captain Hero: Oh, yes, of course. [ignoring Xandir, grabs a corpse Molly to close her eyes] Uh, you shouldn't see this, baby. I know how you are around blood and this could easily go that way.
[The Rhino guard cuts Clara's arms off]
Princess Clara: [scream as she running backwards and fall down] OH NO! OH NOOO!!!
[Rhino Guard throws Clara’s arms back into a prison after she holds it]
Captain Hero: [Clara wails] Oh, you totally would not have been into that.
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