The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!2010

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! (also known as The Drawn Together Movie or Drawn Together: The Movie) is a 2010 adult animated direct-to-DVD American mystery comedy film based on the Comedy Central animated television series Drawn Together writ… more »



Xandir:
[to a crying Clara] Oh, it's okay, Clara. So we're not who we think we are. So what, right?

Princess Clara:
So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries. Who could ever love someone like that? [cries]

King:
Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine is not too far back on the stage. I want the people in the front row to have to wear rain ponchos.

Princess Clara:
My lord, perhaps you could see it in your heart to let me live here in your kingdom. And give me the opportunity to be the real princess I always thought I was. For I can be just as good as the officially sanctioned princesses in your kingdom. Allow me. [singing, King is impressed, and the animals gathering around at her]

Xandir:
Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!...

Princess Clara:
[stops singing, annoyed and angry] For f***'s sake, Xandir! I'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And I can't f***ing sing if you keep flapping those [as she hitting Xandir's face with a bird] dick-sucking lips of yours!

King:
[Upon seeing Clara's strong language behavior in fury] Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!

Princess Clara:
[Panicked, grabs the king's coat] No wait! Please!

Rhino Guardian:
Release the king, vile peasant! [Preparing to cut Clara's arms]

Xandir:
Hero! Do something!

Captain Hero:
Oh, yes, of course. [ignoring Xandir, grabs a corpse Molly to close her eyes] Uh, you shouldn't see this, baby. I know how you are around blood and this could easily go that way.

[The Rhino guard cuts Clara's arms off]

Princess Clara:
[scream as she running backwards and fall down] OH NO! OH NOOO!!!

[Rhino Guard throws Clara’s arms back into a prison after she holds it]

Captain Hero:
[Clara wails] Oh, you totally would not have been into that.

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