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Amy: Hi, um, my name is Amy Mitchell and I am running for PTA President. [the auditorium is silent] Gwendolyn: Keep going. You’re doing great. Amy: I know after the other day a lot of you think I’m a pretty bad mom...And you know what? You’re right. Kiki: Why did we make her do this?! Carla: I don’t know I think we made a huge mistake! Amy: Sometimes I’m too strict with my kids, sometimes I’m too nice, and sometimes I’m just a crazy bitch who doesn’t make any sense...What works on my daughter almost never works on my son, and whenever I think I might actually be figuring my kids out, they grow older and I’m back to square one. The truth is, when it comes to being a mom...I have no fucking clue what I’m doing. But you know what? I don’t think anyone does. [scattered applause] Amy: I think we’re all bad moms. And you know why? Because being a mom today is fucking impossible. [more applause] Amy: So can we all just stop pretending like we’ve got it all figured out and maybe stop judging each other all the time? Kiki: She’s doing great! Carla: I know I never doubted her. Amy: I’m running for PTA president because I want our school to be a place where you don’t have to be perfect. A place where you can be yourself and make mistakes and where you’re judged by how hard you’re trying not by what you bring to the fucking bake sale. I want our school to be a place where it’s okay to be a bad mom. Woman #1: My kids haven’t had a bath in three weeks! [laughter and applause] Amy: Yes! We all do that sometimes. Woman #2: I confiscated my son's weed and then I smoked the shit out of it! Carla: What's your number? Woman #3: I give my kids a Benadryl every Tuesday night so I can watch The Voice. Woman #4: I can't tell my twins apart! Woman #5: I let my 7-year-old watch Mad Max. Woman #6: I drink margaritas for breakfast. Woman #7: I threw my son's violin in the garbage. [Woman #8 stands and speaks in Russian] Carla: Oh, honey, we don't speak Spanish. Woman #9: I like my nanny better than I like my husband. Carla: Wait, really? Yeah, you do! Woman #10: I don't even have kids! I just come to PTA meetings because I'm lonely. Kiki: Aw. Amy: Here's the thing. If you're a perfect mom who's got this whole parenting thing figured out, well, then, you should probably vote for Gwendolyn, 'cause she's amazing. Yes. But if you're a bad mom like me and you have no fucking clue what you're doing, or you're just sick of being judged all the time... Then please vote for me. Thank you.

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