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Doctor: Sorry for the wait, Mr. Lawson. We got your results and I'd better be quick because you only have about 34 seconds to live.Mr. Lawson: So I was --Doctor: Excuse me.Mr. Lawson: Did you say --Doctor: 34 seconds. Starting...now!Mr. Lawson: Are you saying I'm gonna die?Doctor: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, what you have is much worse than death. It's sorta like...death squared. It's called "Consta-Death."Mr. Lawson: Consta-Death?Doctor: Oh, you've heard of it.Mr. Lawson: Not really.Doctor: Oh. Well, Consta-Death, you'll be dying once every few seconds for the rest of your life.Mr. Lawson: So I will be alive?Doctor: Not exactly. The only treatment is to pledge eternal division to my proprietary genetic hybrid of Hinduism and cheese. It's medicinal reincarnation therapy.Mr. Lawson: I'm lactose intolerant.Doctor: It doesn't matter. Just pled eternal devotion to it -- Quick!Mr. Lawson: Okay, okay! How?Doctor: Sign here. Hurry! Chim, chim! Chop-chop! Now![After signing the contract for his death, Mr. Lawson's head turns into a cheetah and many other kind of animals]Mr. Lawson: Uh...wow. Uh, uh...Doctor: Well, your new faith is up and running. How do you feel?Mr. Lawson: It feels a little weird, but --[turns into a duck]Mr. Lawson: It beats being white.[laugh track that comes out of nowhere]

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