[Danny enters the room] Danny Cat: Well, hi there, ma'am, how you doing? Frances Albacore: Poor. Danny Cat: What's your name there? Okay. I'm Danny, do you mind if I sit down? Oh, excuse me. Tillie Hippo: Cranston! Oh, don't mind him Danny. He was just leaving! [knocks Cranston aside] Hi, I'm Tillie, this is Cranston. [echoes] Cranston! Cranston! Danny! Danny! T.W.! T.W.! Danny! Danny! Frances! Frances! Danny! T.W.! Frances! Frances! [Danny becomes dizzy] So, new in town? Danny Cat: I just arrived. I hear Farley Wink gives good parts for animals. Frances Albacore: If you call hanging from a hook a good part. Tillie Hippo: Well, at least it's part, huh? T.W. Turtle: There's no use trying, Miss Tillie. My fortune cookie last night said, "Give it up, you loser." Frances Albacore: I need a drink. Danny Cat: All right, now, let's see. Go to Hollywood, check. Tillie Hippo: What are you got there? Danny Cat: Well, this is a plan I worked out. You see, I figure if I work really hard by Friday, I'll land my first big part. Well, that's how it worked for you, right? Frances Albacore and Cranston Goat: Oh, sure! Right! Oh, right! Cranston Goat: Why, not Thursday? Tillie Hippo: Now, Danny, you just go in and let Mr. Wink know you're here. They're casting a big Noah's Ark movie. Lots of work for animals. Oh, your tie is a little crooked. Wait a minute. Straighten you up, dust you off and perfect. Good luck. [snort laughs] Danny Cat: Thanks a lot! Farley Wink: [first words] Look, you big ape! I need those two monkeys for another picture! Hello, what is it? You caught me at a bad time; I'm casting the Ark picture! Get off the line! Yes, hello! Wink here. [Mumbles in agree as he talks through telephone] Danny Cat: Mr. Wink? Farley Wink: Yes?! Danny Cat: If you have any openings for a talented cat, I'm your man. Farley Wink: Uh-huh? Danny Cat: I mean, your cat. Farley Wink: All right! Send over two chickens and two lions, but don't send them over in the same car this time! Sheesh! Okay, let's see now. [starts yammering] Burros, camels, caribou, cats. Say you! Can you play a cat? Danny Cat: I am a cat! Farley Wink: How would you like to be in the next Darla Dimple picture? Danny Cat: [gasps] The Darla Dimple? America's Sweetheart, Lover of Children and Animals? Farley Wink: One and the same, kid. One and the same. Just sign here, here, here, here, and here, and here, and here, and here... [yammers] ...and over there and down the middle. [Sawyer opens the door, looking wet and annoyed from the fountain] Tillie Hippo: Sawyer? What happened to you? [giggles] T.W. Turtle: Did you walk under a ladder? Smash a mirror? Cranston Goat: Have you looked in one lately? [she is not amused] Sawyer Cat: No, a cat crossed my path. Tillie Hippo: Really? Orange Tabby? Sawyer Cat: Yeah. Tillie Hippo: Green vest? Sawyer Cat: Yes. Tillie Hippo: Straw hat? Sawyer Cat: How did you know? Tillie Hippo: Ooh, hippo intuition. [snort laughs] Farley Wink: ...and initial this. Danny Cat: Wow; this is a dream come true! Farley Wink: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't forget: percent of that dream is mine! Welcome to Hollywood! Sawyer Cat: Farley Wink's Animal Agency, can I help you? You need a lamb for the Moses picture? Lamb: Yeah! Sawyer Cat: Oh, a sacrificial lamb? Lamb: No, no... Sawyer Cat: Sorry fresh out. Everyday I ask myself, "Why I put up with this?" Frances Albacore: For the glamour. Sawyer Cat: What, this pigsty? No offense, Herb. Herb Pig: None taken. Sawyer Cat: Unless of course, you're referring to the glamour of filing. The romance of typing. Tillie, what are you doing? Tillie Hippo: Oh, I'm just fixing you up. You'll wanna look pretty in case you meet someone nice. Sawyer Cat: Yeah, right. As if he'll come waltzing right through that... [slammed in her face] Farley Wink: You're gonna be fine, kid. You're the cat's meow. You can meow, can't you? [snickers] WHERE'S SAWYER?! Oh, Sawyer, sweetie, baby! Sawyer Cat: Whatever it is, the answer is no. Farley Wink: I'm in a jam. Sawyer Cat: [collects her papers she dropped] Too bad. Farley Wink: Can't find a female cat for the picture. Sawyer Cat: [removes cigar from Farley's mouth] Tough tabby. Farley Wink: So guess who gets to fill in? Sawyer Cat: Hmm, you? Farley Wink: Nah, I only fill in for those dashing Clark Gable types. Sawyer Cat: Frankly, Clark, I don't give a... Farley Wink: Sawyer! Sawyer Cat: I'm a secretary, not an actress. Farley Wink: Give you Sundays off. Sawyer Cat: Never work Sunday. Farley Wink: Double time. Sawyer Cat: Triple. Farley Wink: Triple. Sawyer Cat: There an echo? Farley Wink: You're pushing me! Sawyer Cat: No chow, no meow. Farley Wink: Okay, okay, triple time! Here's your partner, he's new in town, be nice! Sawyer Cat: Oh, forget it! Farley Wink: [last words] Uh-huh, a deal's a deal. Now, get on over to Mammoth Pictures! [snickers] Danny Cat: Wow, you're... you're soaking wet! Is it raining outside? Because it was sunny when I came in, and back where I come from... Oh, here, let me get the door for you. Where I come from, you see clouds first. Sawyer Cat: Stay. Danny Cat: After you. And then the rain comes after it. Ha ha ha! Sawyer Cat: [suddenly, the door closes and tail's hurt] YEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!! [glares at Danny] Danny Cat: Heh, heh, I'm sorry. Miss?

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