[Gru and Lucy go on undercover, locating the crime suspects] Gru: [looking around the mall with a periscope along with Lucy] So, what do we got? Who’s on the list? Fire 'em at me. Lucy: First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, owner of the Mum’s the Word Floral Shop. Gru: No, not her. Lucy: Okay, moving on... Chuck Kinney, "owner of Stuff-a-Bear". [a boy receives a balloon from Chuck, but pops, making the boy wail] Ooh. Gru: I don’t think so. Eduardo: [suddenly comes inside the shop] Hello? [Gru and Lucy force themselves to act natural] Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are...? Gru: [introducing] Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed. Eduardo: This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. [rips his shirt open, revealing a giant tattoo of the Mexican flag on his chest] What do you think? [flexes and makes his chest wave] Gru: [hides his eyes in disgust] Look away! Lucy: [stares at Eduardo] You—Whoa... Hooo... Eduardo: Anyway, I have to go. It’s all settled! I pick ‘em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? [leaves the store; Gru groans in relief; suddenly pops back in] And welcome to the mall family! [Gru studies his face and gasps, seeing Eduardo in a red luchador mask surrounded by flames as he leaves the mall] Gru: [whispering to himself] El Macho. Lucy: [confused] What? Gru: [looking through the window] But it couldn't be... Lucy: Wha... What? What couldn't be? Gru: [referring to Eduardo] That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho, from about 20 years ago. [a flashback reveals El Macho, 2 decades ago; voice-over] He was ruthless... [El Macho empties a bottle of tequila into a glass and smashes it over his head] He was dangerous... [El Macho squeezes a rattlesnake's venom out of his fangs, filling his glass] And as the name implies... [El Macho simply eats his glass] Very macho! [El Macho pins his money to the bar with the rattlesnake's fangs and leaves through the wall] He had the reputation of committing heists using only his bare hands! [El Macho stops a cargo truck with his head, then punches the driver out] But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible - riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious! Lucy: [confused] Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead... Gru: They never found the body. Oh, no. All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. [pause] But that face, it has got to be El Macho! Lucy: [gasps] So what do you say you and I break into his restaurant... tonight? Gru: Yes, that’s good, because I’m telling you if anyone in this place holds the PX-41 serum... [points to Eduardo] ...It’s him.

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