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Max: [upset after his dad angrily hangs up] My dad says I'm grounded. Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixlee. Lucas: It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties. Max: Lucas, you don't get it. Thor: He's right, Lucas. This party could change our lives, and you don't even care. It's not cool at all. Max: Yeah, you know what's not cool? Thor: What the fuck does that mean? Max: Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup. Thor: I love beer, so yes, I will. And you may think you're so mature, but the truth is you don't have pubes, and I have six. Max: You say you have pubes, but you also say you drink beer, and I know you don't. Lucas: Stop arguing! Max: Just admit you skipped the audition because you thought it wasn't cool even though your voice is a fucking gift. And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up. Like on the freeway. Thor: Oh, sorry. I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic so you can kiss some skank. Lucas: Oh, shit. Max: She's not a skank. She's the love of my life! You take that back! [The two start to fight] Lucas: Hey, no karate! Stop fighting! [stops the fighting and starts breaking down on the verge of tears; to Thor] You should never call a woman a skank! You should never call a woman anything! [turns to Max] And you… You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, and lock a cop in a convenience store with what I now suspect is a dildo! [sees a white-bearded man laughing at them] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GANDALF?! [the white-bearded man leaves] Max: You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time? Thor: You think you're better than us. Max: Not better, just more mature. I'm into romance and grown-up shit, and you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends.

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