Good Boys2019

Max:
[upset after his dad angrily hangs up] My dad says I'm grounded. Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixlee.

Lucas:
It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties.

Max:
Lucas, you don't get it.

Thor:
He's right, Lucas. This party could change our lives, and you don't even care. It's not cool at all.

Max:
Yeah, you know what's not cool?

Thor:
What the f*** does that mean?

Max:
Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.

Thor:
I love beer, so yes, I will. And you may think you're so mature, but the truth is you don't have pubes, and I have six.

Max:
You say you have pubes, but you also say you drink beer, and I know you don't.

Lucas:
Stop arguing!

Max:
Just admit you skipped the audition because you thought it wasn't cool even though your voice is a f***ing gift. And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up. Like on the freeway.

Thor:
Oh, sorry. I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic so you can kiss some skank.

Lucas:
Oh, sh*t.

Max:
She's not a skank. She's the love of my life! You take that back!

[The two start to fight]

Lucas:
Hey, no karate! Stop fighting! [stops the fighting and starts breaking down on the verge of tears; to Thor] You should never call a woman a skank! You should never call a woman anything! [turns to Max] And you… You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, and lock a cop in a convenience store with what I now suspect is a dildo! [sees a white-bearded man laughing at them] WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GANDALF?! [the white-bearded man leaves]

Max:
You guys don't understand sh*t. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?

Thor:
You think you're better than us.

Max:
Not better, just more mature. I'm into romance and grown-up sh*t, and you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends.